One day gone found tomorrow
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 18:52I have been up to no good recently actually. My landlord is on my arse, but fret not, he is not doing what you gutteraded people are thinking. I went out and bought a theme for head FIRST that cost the equivalent to three month’s rent and he is not amused. So for the moment i am climbing in through the back window and parking my car at the Police Station every evening.
He still insists that the fact that i have no money being irrelevant to his case. I have promised to pay him on a pro-rata basis but he thinks this idea ludicrous as it shall take about four years to recover his money. He claims, that he frankly does not have that much faith in me and instead was eyeing my television rather too keenly. To avoid joining Baz i shall be forced to sell something else to keep him off my back.
In other news:
There seems to be a case supporting my staunch support for the not having children campaign. I always thought that having children and raising them is not everyone’s forté and i have been finally vindicated:
It made perfect sense, that is, until a reviewer pointed out to me that the main effect of being a parent was very large and negative, slightly larger than the positive interaction effect. In essence, what the totality of my data analysis shows is that being a parent sucks, but it doesn’t suck as much if you are married. Or, conversely, it means that being married is great, but it’s not as great if you also have children. Of course, the question is: Why does being a parent suck? Why does parenthood make us unhappy? This does not make any evolutionary psychological sense at all.
Now all ye follow me and we shall lead happy prosperous lives in peace and harmony, dedicating all out time and affections on each other till death, cheating, irrational behaviour or whatever else sets us asunder.
Now please go read head FIRST.
Fuck that.
Get your arses over there before i allocate some of the leather off my shoe to said part!
| forever | chris brown |
antipop says:
August 19th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
eh! i bet even the peopel who invented the internet did not campaig this much for their www like the way you have done with HEADfirst! Kudos!
your landlord situation reminds me of that movie Ace Ventura- pet detective. nice stuff. do alert me to some get your awesome speakers when he finally does the right thing and throws you out. till then, adios
antipop says:
August 19th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I be here getting socks all over the place…
Miss Cheri says:
August 19th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Antipop, that’s cuz I let u!
But Threet (three sweet)u have over pushed headFIRST in our faces.
31337 says:
August 19th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
until you go over there and support the discussions, i have instructions from people who i shall not name to continue.
what are you still doing here idling about? get your lovely self over there and say something!
Maua says:
August 20th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I’m heading that way. Thanx for the kick.
savvy says:
August 20th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I still think parenting is a good thing,have you tried it?
Gasfyatu says:
August 21st, 2008 at 3:09 pm
that mwanafalsafa, ahem…let me rush for some literary pints.
Gasfyatu says:
August 21st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
where is my comment?
3N says:
August 21st, 2008 at 7:19 pm
i think parenting and marriage are both positive and fulfilling endeavors but definitely not for everyone.
half the people who are married and or have kids would probably be better off without either.
Sybella says:
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
hmmm…. a friend says that people who don’t want to have children are just selfish… she partly does have a point but it is someone’s choice at the end of the day.
DeTamble says:
August 29th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Threet
I hate children. No, let me correct that, I like children over about 6 years old. Everyone younger and unborn I dislike. Particularly the unborn ones. HATE THOSE.