I get lost
Thursday, August 7, 2008 11:52
Not here but a lot like it.
I took a trip into Central Province. I got lost, drove four hundred kilometres, in about four hours. That is all I shall say in the matter. It was fun though, four hundred kilometres of hard, fast driving, i had missed that tremendously.
And what was with all the policemen stopping me and searching my car and its contents at every roadblock? I posed this question to a chatty Sergeant and was told that i looked like a known terrorist they are currently hunting for, who happens to be responsible for the bombings of the American Embassies in Nairobi and Dar-es-Salaam ten years ago today. Fuck, seems like my lovely curly hair and beard has to go, and i need to get me sunburnt back to black!
I have been a veritable couch potato and in the process of writing a few million reviews of what I have watched, keep your eyes peeled for the fruits of my efforts.
A lovely day must be had by all. If i go missing kindly come looking for me in Guantanamo Bay.
| so far away | staind |
Photo thugged from here.
Sybella says:
August 7th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
… bite the dust
Sybella says:
August 7th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
bambi honey was mistaken for a terrorist… there is a certain appeal to that… image of a bad boy comes to mind… so are you a bad boy?
31337 says:
August 7th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
i am not saying anything that might incriminate me.
i mean they even checked under the seats!
Nzembi says:
August 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
They checked under the seats??? What! you really must have something about your looks that spells TERRORIST! Lol…
bankelele says:
August 7th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Roadblocks always there in Central kenya, not as many since 2003 though. You do resemble a terrorist (with a laptop), but not the GitMo kind
31337 says:
August 7th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
banks, thankfully they were not interested in my laptop, strange since it was on the front seat.
Mash says:
August 7th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
u r lucky they didn’t pull that “watchie” stunt of inserting sam mirror under the car to check for whateva they check for…i seriously detest that!!!kwani they usually think they’ll spot some blinking red timer clearly showing the bomb ticking down!!! i hope to give them a piece of my mind 1 day(when i’m well connected with the powers that be)..n yes we’ve been waiting for them posts..so write.
archer says:
August 8th, 2008 at 1:44 am
FAZUL!!!! Kumbe ni wewe? Wait I call the cops, direct them to your house (Lord knows it resembles a bomb factory with all your electronic gadgets lying around ticking, beeping and flashing) then I can sit back and wait for my $5m reward. Ksh325m is way too much money for me not to sell your ass, but my bribes come cheap. Throw me a loose laptop & I won’t spill the beans.
Kirima says:
August 8th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Hehe! I just love the Kenyan police if you look like Fazul the I must be Kabuga!
boyo says:
August 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
FAZULLLLLLLLLL..Archer, lets catch this guy and share the loot1 i mean, what is the bounty on his head? ha, i am one og those guys hoping to bump into Felicien Kabuga somedaye hehe.
Anyhow, its good you clarified on where you thiefed the foto…i would have wondered where in Kirinyagas name do we have such landscapes!
DeTamble says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:04 am
You look like that terrorist? Damn, he must be hot. So when you’re done with being married to Cheri can I marry you for a while. And as far as hot terrorists go you’re the best, Osama got nothing on you! but that’s because Osama is an old ugly fuck and you’re gorgeous.
DeTamble says:
August 8th, 2008 at 10:06 am
You’re da bomb!!
Ha. Geddit?
Miss Cheri says:
August 8th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
NO DETAMBLE!!!!! He will stay married to me forEVER!
Miss Cheri says:
August 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
But lol for resurrecting that pick up line…
“Sweetheart was your father a terrorist, cuz baby your da BOMB!!” Det, too funny.
boyo says:
August 8th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
AIIIIIIIIIIIII ati i have only 4 comments, its not fair! CB share some!
savvy says:
August 9th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
mistaken for terrorist and lost in central province for four hours? that was adventure..am wondering though, how do u get lost in central province..u know all those criss-crossing highways and subways and god knows what other road technology???
i think the cops stop to search u, and if u are nervouse, u might offer them kitu kidogo just to keep them abay….
@archer
when do we turn and betray him? God knows am in need of the 5m, i think we can pass him off as Fazul?
---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- says:
August 9th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
I have done a post on the police and driving in Nairobi you can have a look.
---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- says:
August 9th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
My palz and I were heading to some part in Central and just before you get to Kenol, on the the Nairobi Sagana highway, there is this road block where they pima the speed limit. We are stopped and the officer tells us we were doing 140 which the driver denies profusely. He is then asked for his DL which is nonexistent. Ok, he had insisted on driving! He is asked to produce his ID which he doesnt have too! and instead shows his voting card! I played gentleman (the officer was a lady), intervened and were let go after buying nyam chom.
Wanja says:
August 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Next time remind me to draw you a map, getting lost twice?!! GPS…the works..
CB says:
August 14th, 2008 at 9:37 am
sasa, since we claim to see mt kenya from all over the country, si you could have just stopped there under the kalandmark and taken your bearings and…never mind. but that tarmac is fiiiiiiiine! pierce brosnan kando. i would get lost on purpose just to zoom on those roads all day
xs says:
August 16th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Archer, si Kirima provided evidence? lets do the necessary! lol