Moving in one minute

Moving and setting up complex and singularly ponderous electrical equipment is a task for people who are specified to do it, yes, i am not one of them, i prefer to solve itsy bitsy logic problems and such. Fuck! My butt aches something fierce, i need to get back on my fitness regimen, i recall bending over just once, and this is the result? Growing old is a pain in entirely all the wrong places.

In other news:

Not unrelated too, good fitness = great sex, apparently being unfit tends to adversely affect your performance.

No wonder i have not had any calls for re-runs this might have something to do with me just lying there and getting winded after three seconds of action, one minute is being inordinately ambitious. Sigh.

| one minute man | missy elliot |


You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

21 Responses to “Moving in one minute”

    there’s a thingie there that looks like a bulb should be plugged in…maybe some light would help those wires look a little less scary?

    just throw that all out and concentrate on the mac!

    three seconds 3! and here i was contemplating ‘putting in’ my application…

    sybella, manual labour pays for the mac, among other things that are considered life sustaining.

    you can send that application “in”, we are taking them at the moment, willingness to provide assistance in technique will give you a leg up [and over] the competition, which at the moment is nonexistent.

    hmmmm… ((rushes off to write it out on some flowery paper, then sprinkle it with some jasmine perfume and drawing some hearts))

    all done… let me know when you get it

    ((biting nails coz of the anxiety of waiting to see if he is suitably impressed))

    eh banange! baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanange!!

    ((thinks of how to outwit sybella of the flowery paper n jasmine perfume n girly hearts)))

    boo,will a vile of my blood do?

    Oh…

    Men and technology.

    Good fitness-great sex?? Nah…Good fitness creates maniac out of men.

    *maniacs*

    Missy, needs to write a song about you.

    *face drops with disappointment at each line* And here I was thinking you’re 6 foot 10 inches tall! Sigh. You’re only human.

    Sy, T, 3, go get a room!
    Wait a minute! Isn’t Cheri supposed to be in on this too?

    Butt aches something fierce, after bending over just once? Now that’s funny; hope no one misconstrues that statement! lol!

    >d®, there are a number of rather slow people on today or they do not read my posts word for word. I set it up to see how keen they were, clearly….

    all, where is cheri and tamblings anyhow?

    why would u need to open the wiring and all that sh**? i mean, it comes with a plug and ready to use, right? all that cabling, tsk tsk, no wonder ur but aches… the right exercise… :-)

    petesmama Says:

    Well, apparently great sex = good fitness as well. One happy cycle.

    All that wiring… I’d rather see an on/off button, red in colour. Full stop.

    U guys better be serious. Three, u’ve been sleeping in the basement for the past fortnight-u don’t wanna be kicked out, do u?

    I will fire bomb that room that u get with T and Sy.

    Three, I wish to amend that last bit to 2 minutes…

    Don’t ask.

    Actually i saw that line about the ache huko….and was formulating a witty remark which was somehow made to evaporate as i read women applying to get some 3 seconds of action…LOOOOOOOOOOOL Now 3, all that melon is gonna go to waste??

    Alafu wachana na hizo nyaya…just cover them up or sometin..

    Hahahaha….hmmm I’d say leave the exercise and get with the melons…lol

    Now my mind is in the gutter..why oh why!!!!

    But errr…seeing the women fighting over you here 3 I wouldn’t be worried if I were you…quality over quantity?? Maybe???lol

    ohh, the dynamics are all wrong

    Guys have kunywad some serious Gutterade laced heavilly with some cheap liquor…Napoleon Brandy.

    Time to hit the ground running….start the morning jog and you might get some :-)

    Or you could just lala and let her do all the work?

Leave a Reply